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3[I]chiban 06
4islove 07
Past Gang Head: Chng Jia Hui
Current Gang Head: Celine Chee (No retirement for you!)
Outstanding achievement: We are a class!

Saturday, February 11, 2006

2:36 PM

I found this lame stuff. (pardon me if this crap is super old and you've read it donkey years ago)
nevertheless, you can just read them and amuse yourself..
or what so ever

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MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTIONS

A candidate brought a dice into the examination hall for MCQ.
He started tossing the dice to select his answers.The superintendent just gave a glimpse at this candidate as he passed by as it is common to have students trying their luck.
Very soon the candidate finished his whole paper and slept on his table.
Half an hour later the candidate sat up and started tossing the dice again. The superintendent felt curious and approached the candidate.
Superintendent : "Gentleman, why are you tossing the dice again since you've already finished all the questions earlier on? "
Candidate : "Sir, I have to double check my answers."
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S U R G E O N S

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first one said, "I think Accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside is numbered."
"I think Librarians are the easiest" said the second surgeon. "When you open them up all their organs are alphabetically ordered."
The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on Electricians, all their organs are color-coded." The fourth one said, "I like to operate on Lawyers because they are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchange-able."
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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women.
So looking up to the Heavens he says, "Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?"
GOD replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."
So Adam says," When you created Eve, why did You make her body so curve and tender unlike mine?"
"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."
"Oh,well then, why did You give her long, shiney, beautiful hair, and not me?"
"I did that Adam so that you could love her."
"Oh, well then, why did You make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"
"Well Adam, No. I did that so that she could love you."

i thought the last one sounds just like our family tree.
anyone agrees?? :D

::jh just crapped ::